Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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