Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
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