were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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