shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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