Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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