i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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