God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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