i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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