Midget sex pt 2 tonight
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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