I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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