Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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