Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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