and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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