The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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