I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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