i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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