This girl is more easily done than said...
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
We're too hungover to prance.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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