so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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