Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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