No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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