..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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