no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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