She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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