their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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