Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
How external is "for external use only"?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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