Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
