:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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