So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have fence marks all over my body
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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