I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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