what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Randomize
