Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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