My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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