carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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