taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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