found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Walk of Shame today included voting.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
