whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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