I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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