Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
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How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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