Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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