On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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She just used a chaser for red wine.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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