I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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