It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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