I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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