there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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