So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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