he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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