her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I want her autograph on my taint
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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