haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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