its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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