I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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