I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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