I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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