I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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