I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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