WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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