I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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