We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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